That's Not Dust, It's Magic

if you don’t respond to text messages or answer phone calls then you should not have a mobile phone

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

likeawritingdesk:

i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.

I MOVE OUT OF MY MOTHER-HOUSE NEXT SATURDAY AND INTO MY NOT-PARENT-HOUSE NEXT SATURDAY REJOIIIIICE

I have rented out the kardashians but there is a good show on tv tonight what do I do

I can’t decide what tattoo I want to get, growing up is so hard

farrahsfaucet:

what kind of grunge softener do you use